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2026 Weirder and Hotter

  • Esther Hart
  • Jan 7
  • 3 min read

Alrighty, new year. Welcome 2026. What interesting things do you have installed for us hmm?

 

Quick shoutout to my Regs for 2025. I’ve been in a semi-hiatus for a year, and you lot have really helped me out. And also, you went absolutely bloody mental on the gift giving and I can’t thank you enough for that. Feeling rather blessed to have you lot along for my journey.

 

For SW this year, I’ll be advertising a little bit again on NZG, possibly Escortify. An AD for one or two days a week, but available throughout the week. I’ve decided I want to operate more on pre-books as I’m finding myself out and about more and more, as I’ve hired studio space to work on create projects and rather not have the stress of short notice lingering over me while I’m working on something, or in the middle of a crazy, creative photoshoot at my in-call lol. There’s a few Regs that I’ll do short notice for as I know you lot and lovingly, you’re bloody menaces. However, I’ll appreciate that least a full days' notice / day before, from now on – preferably more. I’ve also adjusted my rates slightly to a tidy number of $400 an hour. I’ll try touring again this year, have booked a hotel in March in Auckland but they’ll be much shorter trips two nights max. I find the stress of disrupting my routine gets to me. So, I still need to find a balance for that one. I also prefer to do only a few but longer sessions on tour for some reason.

 

As for personal life, my hope for 2026 is to go balls to the wall on my creative work. I want to work on my photography and practice that constantly this year. And a little bit of video work as well! Since you mentally got me a GoPro with bells and whistles, I need to thoroughly explore how to use it. Already done a few personal videos with it. It’s been hella fun. I will be making an updated work video in the near future as well, I just want to get through my second gym cut before I do that – since I’ll be closer to how I plan to look more long term, as my body is still changing a fair bit currently. Plus, I actually want to make a creative video, not just a “look at me in Slow-Mo in five different angles” snore fest – no offense if you like those, but snooze. I will probably start sneaking in more creative photos into my ads too, because I am so, so bored of pretty for pretty sake. I always said from the start I’m a personality hooker lol, so I’ll be leaning into that this year. I’m not for everyone and I’m truly okay with that now. I want clients who get me because that is way more fun, for both of us.


Few other minor goals this year are, I want to update my wardrobe – step up my dress sense and find my style. I love having a “uniform” (A base outfit), but I want it to be of quality pieces now. I really want to find a good leather jacket and boots. Never truly explored clothing before and now I’m feeling better in my skin it’s becoming a lot more appealing. I love my gym wear, but I want to feel a bit more put together this year. And of course, the gym will still be a heavy feature this year, as I still haven’t reached my goal yet. Though I’m getting a lot closer and it’s getting exciting. 2025 felt like it paved the way for 2026 for me, and 2026 is about fully “finding myself”, sounds wanky but I think I finally hit a certain point in my life that my brain has given up caring. I’m just weird lol, and I’ve realized I prefer it that way.  


So, lots to look forward this year. My resolution is just to get weirder and hotter this year lol. And create art, lot’s of it! 

 
 

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