Are we a good fit?

So! Who are my clients? I thought this would be a fun little topic as I start getting back into the swing of things again for new and future clients. And maybe a laugh for my regs, as they know me well at this point and maybe they can add to my “style”.  

It’s important to me that we gel in a booking, as it’s not only a pricey endeavour for clients but I do genuinely, unfortunately, give a shit about you and that you leave feeling good. 

So, who are my typical clients? And what makes me right for you? 

My client base has changed over the years as I’ve settled into the industry, and I’m very happy with my clients for the past year, I feel like I’ve hit a great spot with my advertising that is attracting like-minded Gentz. I enjoy my local and travelling businessmen, my nervous first time to Sex-Work Boi’s, on the spectrum Gentz (I am ND myself), and I really enjoy helping Gentz getting back in the “saddle”.  

My average time for bookings has become 2 hours. That doesn’t mean you have to book two! But I typically get clients that enjoy some banter, and at least two un-rushed rounds (or three), and even a cup of tea on occasion (welcome to bring your own drink to enjoy). I have my own private in-call space, so no sharing the bathroom and then running to the room hoping you don’t have an awkward encounter. I don’t tend to do “quickies” as it just doesn’t usually work with my style, but for good Regs I will do the odd 30 min.

How I typically do a booking is, when you arrive, we “do the admin” and get that out of the way (payment), and I throw you (not literally – though I can try) into the shower first thing. I find that usually relaxes the nervous folk as it gives them something to focus on first off, but also there’s nothing more annoying to me than to having some great banter going and then stopping the mood by having to shower mid-way, then having to start again. No, we want green lights baby when the sparks start flying.  

My style is... Well, let's say I enjoy a good laugh. I’m not overly serious; sex is goofy, weird, awkward and enjoyable. If you take it too seriously, I don’t think we’d gel overly well. I love a good railing, but I also love a good slow sensual session too. I’m not a Porn star girl, I’m firmly a GFE girlie. Love a good make out session.  

What clients do I typically like? I get this question not a lot, but a few times. Typically age wise, my age and older. I don’t care about your background, just as long as you’re respectful, have good hygiene, and can communicate clearly, you’re allowed through the door. 

To my nervous Gentz, please don’t worry about your body, I’ve had some lovely Big Boi’s worry about this – or had bad experiences elsewhere, and to me you’re just big cuddly bears. Never worry about shape or size, from body to penis. Big, small, to the left, to the right, thin, or thick, you do not get judged coming through my door.  

Same goes for quirkiness or if you’re awkward as hell, don’t worry – because I can most likely match your weird. I enjoy seeing folks from neurodiverse backgrounds, or very shy Gentz. I’ve had clients that were so nervous they were visibly shaking. It’s also a lot of fun to be the first Worker some one sees. I don’t typically see Virgins, as I find that too much stress on my part. 

Now, the more delicate side of this work I find really rewarding, getting men “back in the saddle” so to say. I’ve worked with, or seen, a few gents over my time in the industry that have had difficult relationships in the past and want to gain some confidence back in the bedroom, or just in general. Now I preface this with: I am not a substitute for a professional therapist and nor am I professionally trained to deal with trauma, but if you are wanting someone to just be gentle and ease back into things I am more than happy to help out. The main thing is to be gentle with yourself, mind and body, and not put pressure on yourself to “perform” - especially in a first meeting.

Lately I’ve also been blessed by a few heavy gifters, and I highly, highly appreciate them but please do not think this is mandatory for seeing me. I still don’t understand what I do to warrant such generosity, but I’m not complaining! Thank you, to each and every one that has gifted, or tipped, big or small. It’s never unnoticed!  

I might add things to this later, but I think for now this is a good little welcome mat roll out. So, if you’ve been debating, or, just wondering about seeing me. I hope this helps you to make a decision either way. If there is a chance that I feel like we aren’t a good fit for each other, usually I can tell during the booking communications, please don’t be offended. I am just making sure that you get the right “bang for buck”. And also, I’m not the type that wants to sit through an awkward hour or two just to get paid.

Stay safe, stay somewhat sane out there Gentz, and see you soon!